Loca, the Pug that couldn’t run has taken over in a big way.
Very creative human companions, Loca.
Here are the lyrics to the song:
“Well hello my name is Loca
And I’m a special pug
I live in Belfast Ireland
And me favorite things a hug
I love to eat roast chicken
And my friends say I’m good fun
But the one things that I cannot do is I can’t feckin run
I’m bouncing flouncing falling all around the show
Rolling bowling I just can’t get it right
Skipping hopping tripping up and floppying
I just can’t get the hang of it though trying as I might
I’ve got a brother Alfie
A little pug like me
Me mum says he’s a lap dog
As he’s never off her knee
He runs just like a bullet
That’s been fired from a gun
And he’s tried his best to teach me
But I still can’t feckin run
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I’m bouncing flouncing falling all around the show
Rolling bowling at running I’m a flop
I’ve tried me best I never rest to run a miles me final quest
But once I do get going then I cannot feckin stop
I’ve another sister Lucy
A laid back dog is she
I love to cuddle up to her
And she cuddles up to me
She’s pretty good at running
And she’d sure do you no harm
Unless you try to take her stick
Then she’ll rip off your arm
I’m bouncing flouncing falling all around the show
Rolling bowling at running I’m a dud
It seems unfair it must be rare
And in truth I really wouldn’t care
But the others keep on going while I’m stuck here in the mud
Now me final sister Layla
A Pedigree is she
She won a puppy training class in twenty zero three
But she can run like Billio
Flies up and down the hill
If I tried that I’d fall quite flat
Myself I’d surely kill
So, I’m bouncing flouncing falling all around the show
Rolling bowling I think I’ll just give up
It’s not for me it’s plain to see a runner I will never be
So I think I’ll just accept my lot and be a walking pup
There’s a moral to this story
For happy still am I
Just because I cannot run
No reason for to cry
I love me life
I love me house
And I love me family
And the thing that makes it all ok
My family luvs me”
Transcribed from the video above. Well done Loca the Pug.
Find Loca via twitter at https://twitter.com/Locathepug
